The result of an arcane ritual involving (but in no way limited to) ; demon tears, a recording of Sweet's Desolation Boulevard, and a microwave personal pizza, Daniel XIII is a fright flick reviewer, actor, producer, and screenwriter...and yet he still finds time to be the sexiest cat on the block. His column "The Outre Eye of Daniel XIII" appears weekly on the Famous Monsters of Filmland website. Also Authored The House of Thirteen Doors. Who hates you baby?